This is a very funny compilation of the achievements of Ayodele Fayose of the People’s Democratic Party, PDP.
Read the hilarious achievements of Gov. Ayodele Peter Fayose and share with friends:
- First Nigerian Governor to Drink Palm wine in Public
- First Nigerian Governor to eat at a public Alamala joint (Buka)
- First Nigerian Governor to park his convoy at the road side to buy and eat Boli and Epa.
- First Nigerian Governor to abandon security protocol and jump on public Okada (Motor Cycle) and drove among street urchins and area boys.
- First Nigerian Governor to storm a house of assembly and present budget in t-shirt and jeans and even handling the gavel to the detriment of the silently disgruntled figure head speaker.
- First Nigerian Governor to visit a first class ruler (Ewi of Ado Ekiti) in short nicker, t-shirt and canvass.
- First Nigerian Governor to do the work of a traffic warder and FRSC joint together by stopping vehicles and checking their licenses in public.
- First Nigerian Governor to beat a talking drum in public without caring who is looking at him.
- First Nigerian Governor to visit a local market to buy efo, ata rodo, eja titus, ata ijosi, ewedu and other orisirisi for cooking.
- First Nigerian Governor to cut Ponmo (Cow skin) in public without caring whose ox is gored (Even that of President Buhari)
- First Nigerian Governor to declare on a National television that ‘mum wear pampers’
- First Nigerian Governor to handpick illiterates and area boys to act as honorables and speaker at the state house of assembly.
- First Nigerian Governor to appoint a 72 years old carpenter as Local Government Chairman.
- First Nigerian Governor to drive a public truck in the city without even minding his status as a state chief executive officer.
- First Nigerian Governor to buy Ogede Agbagba (Banana) publicly from a school boy young enough to be his last born.
- First Nigerian Governor to act as UNOFFICIAL SPOKESMAN of the opposition party, The PDP!
- First Nigeria Governor to beat a judge mercilessly.
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