Shocker! Catholic Priest Suspended After He Was Caught Preaching On A Hoverboard

Those who produce most of these things are mostly Christians, so why the sanction?
Footage of this priest who used hoverboard in church during Christmas Eve mass at Our Lady of Miraculous Medal in Biñan Parish in the Philippines has caused him more problem than he bargained for. While throngs of churchgoers appear delighted with the sermon, the priest caught the ire of his local Manila diocese, who suspended him over the incident.

The Diocese of San Pablo condemned the incident and said it was a violation... Nawao!