Akpos went for a birthday party. He sat close to one beautiful girl.
Suddenly a guy came to the girl and started toasting her. “Hello angel,
Am Dav. You look so charming. You are my spec. Please can I have
you phone number?”
“Am sorry I don’t give out my numbers to strangers. That’s final”
replied the girl.
Akpos smiled inside himself.
Few minute later, the same guy returned again. “Baby I mean no harm,
just give me a chance to show you how much I can care for you. Your
phone number is just ok for me”
The girl shouted “Leave me alone! Am not interested”
The guy felt so embarrassed and left.
Akpos smiled again and thought of making business with it.
Akpos approached the guy outside and say “Just 10,000 Naira and the
girl’s phone number will enter your phone”.
“Really?”
“Yes”
“Ok! Am in” says the guy
Akpos collected the guy`s phone number and went back to his seat.
“You know what, I must say you are such a decent girl. I just wish all
girls are like you. Says Akpos to the girl
The girl felt so happy and say “Thank you dear.”
“I think you deserve a gift for that”
“Really?”
“Yea, just give me your number and I will send you the gift”
“There you go again.”
“No! no! I mean your bank account number. I will like to transfer
N20,000 to you”
“Waoooo! You mean it?”
“Yea”
“ Thanks you so much. May God reward you.”
“Its ok, Just text your account number to this phone number ”
He gives the girl the guy’s phone number and goes outside to collect
his N10,000.
One word for Akpos
Joke: Akpos the Sharpest guy
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Posted on Saturday, June 06, 2015
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