Hilarious Telephone Conversation Btw A Fraudster & Akpos ( Potential Victim)

This is the transcript of the telephone
conversation between a Yahoo Yahoo
boy and potential Mugun ( Akpos)
Griiinn! Grrrin.(Telephone rings)
Akpos : Hello? Who am I speaking with
Pls?
Yahoo boy: Ah, don't u know who is
calling?
Akpos : No I don't, the number is
restricted.
Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?
Akpos : Nigeria is fine but who am I
speaking with?
Yahoo boy: It's your friend from
London.
Akpos : I have a couple of friends in
London
which of them is this?
Yahoo boy: Just guess.
Akpos : Em, is it Fatai?
Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!
Akpos : Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no
see, how now? How is London?
Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is
Ligeria?
Akpos : Nigeria dey there o, the usual
wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur
mother, she is very sick o, dat was two
weeks ago, I am sure she should be
dead by now….
Yahoo boy: Ah!
Akpos : Yes o, your father's house in
the village rainstorm blew away the
roof and it landed on the old mans
legs and shattered them, he is at
Ogwa presently ……
Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!
Akpos : ….yes o, the bone mender
says it will not heal because he has
diabetes, later they said tetanus has
entered already, the man is quarter to
go, your younger brother went to
smoke Igbo with those bad boys and
since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu
psychiatric now, your elder brother
went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he
went to drink anyhow there, they nack
am epilepsy there, he is just falling
every time …..
Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!
Akpos : …wait o, there is more, your
sister carry belle, e go do aborti ….
Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for
you! I reject everything you say in
Jesus name! Those things will never
happen to me….
Akpos : Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have
already happened …
Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you idiot,
na God go punish u.
Akpos : Na devil go solder ur nyash,
no go find work bloody thief! 419…
wait make I burn your credit small,
idiot.
Hahahahaha this is funny…