Akpos mistakenly became friend with his Pastor on facebook, he had accepted before he knew it was him. Few minutes later his Pastor sent him a message: Pastor: How are you, my good brother? Akpos: I'm fine, my daddy. Pastor: I want to prayer for you now! Akpos: Thank you daddy, I'm ready. Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family... Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God cut you with the axe of life Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: Brother Akpos, are you there? Akpos: Yes, my daddy, I'm here. Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings. Akpos: Are you sure? Pastor: Of course.
Akpos: Ok, I have something powerful for you too? Pastor: Oh I see, you want to sow a seed?. Akpos: Yes, a strong seed. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. Pastor: (no reply) Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and all members of your family. Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: My Pastor, are you there? Pastor: [Angry] Why are you asking me if am here? Akpos: You should be saying Amen to claim this Powerful Prayers o! Pastor: Na thunder go fire you there! You are a stupid boy!!
....abeg you guys should mind the kind of prayers you are sending to people. Keep it simple, biko!
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